ianjm t1_jd0ievj wrote on March 20, 2023 at 11:09 PM

Reply to comment by kokopilau in EU agrees to send Ukraine one million artillery shells by FuckYouReddiit

Send in Michelle Yeoh!

Scaevus t1_jd20s59 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 7:20 AM

"Some of you have asked me if using Michelle Yeoh is a war crime. Legal has reassured me that no, the Geneva Conventions cover armed conflicts of an international nature, not an interdimensional nature. May God have mercy on the Russian invaders, because Michelle won't."

JonMeadows t1_jd4hkwh wrote on March 21, 2023 at 7:45 PM

-Volodomyr Zelenskyy, in perfect English

ehpee t1_jd1pqiz wrote on March 21, 2023 at 4:55 AM

rock appears

jawshoeaw t1_jd1iq5t wrote on March 21, 2023 at 3:43 AM

Careful now no need to use nukes

pikachu191 t1_jd4f339 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 7:29 PM

With hot dog fingers? Or the universe where she and Jamie Lee Curtis are lesbian lovers? Or the one where she and her husband never get together and become successful, but are lonely?

[deleted] t1_jd1csfw wrote on March 21, 2023 at 2:52 AM

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