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ramdasani t1_jdtnwpo wrote

Reply to comment by 008Zulu in Scientists discover supermassive black hole that now faces Earth by Bcap2219

Maybe we're in the path of a wormhole, and the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council will give us notice of the intergalactic highway construction project when the Vogon Constructor fleet arrives for our demolition.

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makmeyours t1_jdu2gf9 wrote

Don't act surprised, the plans have been on display for all to read for years.

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gojiro0 t1_jdugcyb wrote

fr fr, on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.”

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j0b534rch t1_jdtzrwr wrote

As long as we are relocated to another class M planet I'll be happy. 🤣

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MaybeImDead t1_jdufglj wrote

That depends, sometimes the right wing of those planets don't want immigrants, cuz we going to take their jerbs.

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ELB2001 t1_jdurevg wrote

But their leaders are already on the spaceship

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random_numbers_yeah t1_jeco3k3 wrote

I doubt it, knowing the GHPC they'll either go along with the plans just to spite the neighbors or they'll completely forget about the project. Part of me feels bad for the poor saps :(

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