0000PotassiumRider

0000PotassiumRider t1_ja72zbt wrote

My dad is the king of boomer faux pas. T shirt tucked into above-the-knee jean shorts. White New Balance sneakers with tube socks. Aqua Socks anytime a body of water is within 1000 feet. The Fanny pack is now a cell phone clipped onto his belt. Shouting into speaker phone all the time, anywhere. And the puns… oh the puns…

Very kind and polite man. Loving, supportive, sober, even-tempered father figure. Refuses to take any advice about how to not be a cringe lord. The more he refuses my pleading desperate attempts to help him, the more furious I get.

It has been this way since I was 12. I’m pretty much 40 now.

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