> Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Melish looked down. But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was no severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing. Not a sausage.

I find it hilarious that Texas is complaining about this. I understand why they are, but it is very funny none the less.

I thought the UK used metric units. What is the tax on gas meter pics?

However, in Hogfather they didn't work that well. Twice.