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AE_WILLIAMS t1_je37fi4 wrote
Much like your mom last night, they kept coming, and coming, and coming.
AE_WILLIAMS t1_jc7mfvj wrote
Reply to comment by Voyage_of_Roadkill in What can a ChatGPT developed by a well-funded intelligence agency such as the NSA be used for? Should we be concerned? by yoaviram
Google was funded by CIA
AE_WILLIAMS t1_jc7madd wrote
Reply to comment by indysingleguy in What can a ChatGPT developed by a well-funded intelligence agency such as the NSA be used for? Should we be concerned? by yoaviram
At least 30...
AE_WILLIAMS t1_jajqoji wrote
Reply to The Residents (OC) by LeeroyM
That one on the right looks exhausted by the act of being polite.
AE_WILLIAMS t1_jab4g2w wrote
Reply to comment by GoobyDuu in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
If I had said 'nautical,' it would have been a copyright violation...
AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja8yo49 wrote
Reply to comment by BeginningUnique6401 in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
If magical nonsense be something ye wish!
AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja8h42x wrote
Reply to comment by JustSansder in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Lives in a pineapple, under the sea (men)!
AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja85pqj wrote
I can't HEEEARRRR you!?
AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja85e09 wrote
Reply to So much wrong here by adlinn21
Check out the pagoda at the park.
Pa go Dahhhhh!
AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja74i2w wrote
Reply to comment by ohnodopey in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
Rumor has it that "In Through the Out Door" was influenced by the Lizard King, when he called Jimmy Page a "pain in the cloaca."
EDIT: Had to change a period to a comma, chameleon.
AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja74629 wrote
Reply to comment by NewPartyDress in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
>dragon
Boy, George! You really slayed that!
AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja6gi7m wrote
Reply to comment by NewPartyDress in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
The ones that are found in England are Oxford comma chameleons. They have had their semicolon removed.
Submitted by AE_WILLIAMS t3_11d1lcg in Jokes
AE_WILLIAMS t1_j7py4oq wrote
Reply to What's your estimation for the minimum size of global population required for preserving modern civilization with advanced technology and medicine, and even progressing further? by Evgeneey
Humans could go interplanetary, create generation ships, or even develop FTL and go interstellar if they would devote as much time and energy into these things as they currently do going to war with each other or hoarding resources.
The nearby asteroids are awash with mineral riches, the Moon has water, and it may be possible to terraform Mars and Venus. The outer worlds have tons of moons that may be able to support robotic manufacturing for materials that can be used for space stations.
The construction of even ONE space elevator would catapult the industry to new levels of experimental learning.
So, ultimately, it's not about population control, or anything other than just discarding outdated ways of being 'ruled.' Get rid of archaic constructs like monarchies, dictatorships, republics and democracies and get serious about uniting humanity in a worthwhile endeavor.
AE_WILLIAMS t1_j6n9f3y wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Analrapist.
AE_WILLIAMS t1_j1hilr4 wrote
One has a wishbone, and the other is something you wish you could bone.
AE_WILLIAMS t1_j13bx4v wrote
Impressive.
Most impressive.
AE_WILLIAMS t1_j04b1rc wrote
Reply to comment by beyonddisbelief in A priest and a nun in a desert cabin by boa_constrictor
"Those aren't pillows, Father."
"That's not my leg, Sister."
AE_WILLIAMS t1_itq2tcm wrote
Reply to comment by Affectionate-Boot-12 in Jayne Mansfield - 1960 by P3akyBlind3rs
Because her kid Olivia from SVU is probably nearby, and she ends up ruining the lives of pretty much everyone she meets.
AE_WILLIAMS t1_it2m8dk wrote
NEW AI TECH CAN SMELL DEAD PEOPLE. BRUCE WILLIS UNIMPRESSED.
AE_WILLIAMS t1_jea4a1t wrote
Reply to Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Why was March 14 Steve Jobs favorite day?
Because it was Apple pi day!