beyonddisbelief
beyonddisbelief t1_j02rykg wrote
Reply to comment by FalseSpring in A priest and a nun in a desert cabin by boa_constrictor
Maybe they started with 5 blankets and 2 pillows, and somehow each time they grab a blanket there’s more left.
beyonddisbelief t1_iy4vpvj wrote
Reply to comment by LotusEliseR in I've decided I want a pet termite. I'm going to call him Clint. by Parellius
I woodant mess with him if I were you.
beyonddisbelief t1_ixmmjgf wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
This sounds like the setup for a NSFW Seinfeld episode. In Seinfeld format some other commotion will start escalating until everyone forgot about the “situation” then the bloody tissues will drop 🤣
beyonddisbelief t1_ivq3azf wrote
Reply to comment by MelvinDickpictweet in PsBattle: shiba hanging from shower rod by hanaeri
Deploying agent K-009.
beyonddisbelief t1_iujwvlm wrote
Reply to comment by ATC_av8er in My wife accused me of achieving nothing... by Wallygonk
Why do you keep asking if I’m Sirius? Of course I’m Sirius! I’m always Sirius!
beyonddisbelief t1_je79swy wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarotico in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
All the strikes and she still went home with him, Chad must be quite the looker. No wonder none of us regular Joes are getting matches on apps.
But how did the OP determine the other woman was a hooker as opposed to another date he double booked with before their date and just got out of bed from? If he looked that good that random threesomes seems like a normal thing to him, like Samantha Jones’ vacation neighbor in the SATC movie, he’s probably not paying for sex.