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ALeaf0nTh3Wind t1_j9gsujn wrote
Reply to comment by jadayne in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
ALeaf0nTh3Wind t1_j6ld7vu wrote
Reply to comment by uncle_tyrone in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
She asks him a question and he gives up and pays the $500. Then he asks her what the answer was and she shrugs and gives him $5.
ALeaf0nTh3Wind t1_j6f3ykd wrote
Reply to You know you’re old when your birth year starts being used as a flashback in movies by Ocars22
You're really old when they STOP using your birth year in flashbacks and start using it as "period piece" type movies
ALeaf0nTh3Wind t1_iuaqqtg wrote
Reply to Help needed. I'm looking for variations of come backs to yes or no questions like "Does a bear poop in the woods?" by tito-boy
"Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?!"
ALeaf0nTh3Wind t1_ja7u2o9 wrote
Reply to comment by Desperate-Finance270 in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
As in both red and blue? ...you should get that checked by a medical professional.