AUkion1000

AUkion1000 t1_jeh276l wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:33 PM

Reply to TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes. by Imbiberr

Good to know.
( Prepping cooking oil for the bbq )

AUkion1000 t1_jd59skt wrote on March 21, 2023 at 10:47 PM

Reply to OC by me by WillieTanner83

thought that was a pumpkin for a moment pff.

AUkion1000 t1_jcxfgqb wrote on March 20, 2023 at 8:47 AM

Reply to TIL no one has found a larva of the titan beetle, one of the largest beetles in the world. by Gecko99

Why not force a male snd female to produce eggs and go from there

AUkion1000 t1_jcxffdh wrote on March 20, 2023 at 8:47 AM

Reply to comment by Lem0n_Lem0n in TIL no one has found a larva of the titan beetle, one of the largest beetles in the world. by Gecko99

I was gonna respond with just Up my ass But too late pff

AUkion1000 t1_jbqifpp wrote on March 10, 2023 at 10:51 PM

Reply to Brain Juice [oc] by M0NSTE2

Gurgling noises: Imma name you clarence
Skull: oo

AUkion1000 t1_jb41jii wrote on March 6, 2023 at 7:05 AM

Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed

Trade offer
I receive : Your shitty wife- You receive : My shitty wife

AUkion1000 t1_jay5sto wrote on March 4, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Reply to "fvsd", made by xrev_v (me) by xrev_v

this is like if your whole skin could prune like your hands and feet in water pff

AUkion1000 t1_jai2mno wrote on March 1, 2023 at 4:23 PM

Reply to The Residents (OC) by LeeroyM

reminds me of that meme with the guy in the corner at the party
"they dont know i talk to my relatives <m<"

AUkion1000 t1_j8eaaco wrote on February 13, 2023 at 5:56 PM

Reply to Samhain 1989 (OC) by LeeroyM

OH ... my god...
Blurry fan on the left thats horrifying!
mf probably isnt even dusted!

AUkion1000 t1_j6bgp0l wrote on January 29, 2023 at 3:24 AM

Reply to I’m ready by CassidyHouse

Yeahhh ... ok then

*justgonnabeoverherenotbeingculty*

AUkion1000 t1_j62psa2 wrote on January 27, 2023 at 7:49 AM

Reply to Can these rocks really power light bulbs? No, say the experts by koavf

Dont listen to their lies brothers- big rock wants to control the rock usage in the world to shut us all into the darkness!

XD idk.

AUkion1000 t1_j2m759f wrote on January 2, 2023 at 10:16 AM

Reply to open wide by _k0ella_

Christian parents describing what "actually" happens if you give oral to someone
we're upgrading from junk falling off nope you get ACID JAWS!

pff idk

AUkion1000 t1_j2fxcbi wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:57 PM

Reply to Thought y’all might like this, we are getting closer! by jaketocake

Cue 80s workout tape audio

AUkion1000 t1_iw8nvm5 wrote on November 13, 2022 at 8:17 PM

Reply to Experimental Cancer Vaccine Yields Promising Results: NIH Finds Significant Tumor Regression by Shelfrock77

I swear weve got like a hundred treatments that are just treatments now- how tf do we not have more solid ground than what we have rn?