Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jedw377 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:01 AM

Reply to Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses

All 17 came to extend their car warranty...

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jedvzyb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:00 AM

Reply to comment by UniqueUsername812 in Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses

Chewbacca???

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_je3h04h wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:19 AM

Reply to comment by Suave_Von_Swagovich in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo

What about three children doing that?

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdznkyv wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:10 AM

Reply to comment by picklesTommyPickles in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo

Theft ??

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdzn1u6 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:04 AM

Reply to comment by Funkymonk761 in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo

But what about the 'having kids' part??

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdzdzak wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:00 AM

Reply to comment by suagtforutube in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo

OP is a guy..

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jdgg2t0 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 5:27 AM

Reply to TIFU by submitting furry porn instead of my lab report by Purple_Possibility20

I hope you pass with furry colours..

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jcxbwcy wrote on March 20, 2023 at 7:54 AM

Reply to comment by RIPfreewill in TIL no one has found a larva of the titan beetle, one of the largest beetles in the world. by Gecko99

Inside OP pants..

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jcsgnax wrote on March 19, 2023 at 5:18 AM

Reply to comment by hyenacry in TIFU by rating summer sausage in front if my husband. by hyenacry

Rating sausages is so much better than eating sausages paper.. so how much out of 10 do you rate that summer sausage??

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jab991j wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:27 AM

Reply to comment by Accurate-Memory261 in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK

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Lem0n_Lem0n t1_ja6gdyg wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:45 AM

Reply to comment by Erock482 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29

GDP for the marine must mean Gross Distance from Penis

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j9ifyln wrote on February 22, 2023 at 4:53 AM

Reply to comment by Firewing435 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435

Ought to whisper that softly to me again

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j9if5nx wrote on February 22, 2023 at 4:46 AM

Reply to comment by Firewing435 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435

Yay.. keep drinking oxygen..

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j82n3mg wrote on February 11, 2023 at 4:14 AM

Reply to TIFU by trying to get my very tomboyish girlfriend to be more feminine. by IEEE10110110101

Time to break out the lube and let the 'man' of the relationship do the pegging that OP deserves.. lol

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j6i2m97 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 2:16 PM

Reply to comment by Lil_chikchik in TIL In 1991 Mazda made a suitcase car by sintaur

I shall call it F1 suitcase...

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j6dmnhy wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to comment by treesbreakknees in Fatberg on display at the Scienceworks Museum, Melbourne Australia. Still biologically active. . . by treesbreakknees

Thank you, I can't finish my food now...

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j6ba736 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 2:32 AM

Reply to comment by NotStaggy in Garden Grove house has a cannon in their front yard by iDabbleYes

Land bandits can have their share too

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j6b5zxs wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM

Reply to comment by ellilaamamaalille in TIFU by drinking too much and presumably made a fool of myself at works party but can’t remember. by [deleted]

May I ask, What kind of club is it??

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j68ism4 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 2:35 PM

Reply to comment by ellilaamamaalille in TIFU by drinking too much and presumably made a fool of myself at works party but can’t remember. by [deleted]

What club is it called ??

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j67qa6t wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:00 AM

Reply to comment by Arctarius in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor

You mean kneaded a noodle..

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j63mv3r wrote on January 27, 2023 at 2:07 PM

Reply to TIFU By asking my girlfriends mum if they eat dogs in China by [deleted]

The answer is yes and they don't want you to be weird out by it lol

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j5yz778 wrote on January 26, 2023 at 3:26 PM

Reply to TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting. by PocketOppossum

How many ingredients are there? Can it all be tattoo there ?

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j5yodo7 wrote on January 26, 2023 at 2:11 PM

Reply to comment by Majestic_Force_6439 in TIL about a practice known as sologamy, where you can apparently marry yourself by [deleted]

Is it still call masturbation or...???

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j5srqf0 wrote on January 25, 2023 at 8:28 AM

Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous

I thought that how you clean the pipes with the condoms...???!!

Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j5q6q9h wrote on January 24, 2023 at 8:15 PM

Reply to comment by AbbreviationsWide331 in TIL that in 2020, researchers tried to determine the actual effects of ingesting George's Marvelous Medicine (from the Roald Dahl book), consisting of shampoo, anti-freeze, brown paint, floor polish, and 30 other household items. It would cause vomiting, kidney injury, convulsions, and likely death. by derstherower

Probably in a basement too