Oh. My. God. Was not expecting that. Lol

Or the part where one man builds a boat large enough to fit 2 of every animal.

Or the part where people are living to be hundreds of years old with zilch for medicine.

The rustiest, most jagged fucking spoon that can be had. Don't cut it off. TEAR it off.

Someone should have told him that, when you die, you're just dead. No going up or down, you're just dead.

I've always heard this as a "these people are so dumb" kind of joke.

I was going to say a horse's tail.

Then they'd beat your ass.

How do you know that's punishment? Maybe she likes it.

Actually, whoever is receiving serve would probably be scoring because the server would double-fault every time. Otherwise, the server would get lucky and hit one and probably score. Regardless, it would actually end up being a rather quick match, even though they'd end up playing first to 7 in every set.

Your joke is funny as hell, though.