Submitted by subsailor1968 t3_y7lk9v in Jokes
Your Honor.
Submitted by subsailor1968 t3_y7lk9v in Jokes
Your Honor.
I’ve never seen Judge Judy lose a kerfuffle.
Neither have I. I wouldn’t fvck with her.
I totally would.
"sentence me your honour, I've been a bad boy. I'll slip under your robe and..."
Doesn't she just think she wins because she gets to ignore people's explanations and tell them to shut up?
No. You stated it wrong
It is what do you call an IQ of 160 in the marines?
A platoon.
Then they'd beat your ass.
Just throw a box of Crayons in the opposite direction and run.
Kim Kardashian
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Judge Aileen Cannon
Who are you to judge?
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I love this joke. I can’t wait until I’m a judge and it’s about me. I’m almost a lawyer and I love lawyer jokes
Gifted
Never argue with an idiot - he'll drag you to his level then beat you with experience.
Rudy Guiliani
Does that count? Hasn't he been disbarred already?
Saul Goodman in last episode.
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Yep. Good lawyers would have to take a pay cut to become a judge.
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Tooty Rudy
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Old.
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Your brief.
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Scary fact: There are no specific requirements for becoming a federal judge.
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Glad not be living in the US ahahhahaha
Senator Sinema
Senator's Inema
Hillary?
SuicideSkirmish t1_isv7722 wrote
You and Judge Judy are about to kerfuffle.