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Reply to My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-
Night in the ruts
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Reply to A guy went to party and urged to fart... by Vishwasm123
What’s That Smell. Ain’t shit if ain’t Skynard.
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Reply to comment by tomfullary in Some folks'll never understand sailors... by Albert_Flasher
The anchor chains are located in the forecastle
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Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
Presious
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Reply to Klan Pamphlet from 1924 by AssumptionWinter4442
Sounds like the orange guy talking.
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How to clear out a bingo parlor in Iraq? Call the number B52.
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Reply to comment by greedydita in From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel by RibaldPancake
I just stopped by to see what condition my condition was in
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Reply to What do pigs like to listen to? by Spiritual-Clock5624
Donuts frying
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Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Escaped jail a hardened criminal
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Working on the gear shifter
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Can always play 1st base
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A seal walks into a club…
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Reply to Why is Leo DiCaprio soo good at Black Jack? by fhod_dj_x
I knew the answer before I scrolled
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Now he has one for each ear. 😢
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Reply to comment by Agnosticfrontbum in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Difference between a dead lawyer in the middle of the road and a dead skunk in the middle of the road? Skid marks in front of the skunk
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Reply to comment by tromiway in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
I’d like to speak to your therapist
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Reply to comment by tromiway in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
How Karen of you
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Reply to comment by finger_licking_robot in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
When she wears high heels she strikes oil
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Reply to comment by jeroenT14 in My wife just stopped and said “you weren’t even listening were you?” by gazzy360
And then she says “you never tell me anything “. wTF?
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Let’s kill all the lawyers, let’s kill them tonight.
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Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
Full of bourbon
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Reply to comment by Darklancer02 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
That’s why I can out work him any day
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Reply to comment by Bromm18 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
I can out work you any day punk
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Reply to I've been sober from math for three weeks. by ChaoShadow87
Decisive action