I have one, it's outlived two owners and it'll outlive me. It's starting to look like a needle now but it still does knife things.

Why would you do that to yourself? Your dad would be mad because you wasted money when there's a Perfectly good peeling knife there and you mum will smile and say thanks. As soon as your back is turned, you know which knife she is going to use, don't ya?

May the gods bless your patience. That is beautiful and so tactile.

I'm not fucking surprised. That photo is still burned on my brain. Things like pissing out kidney stones proves there is no god. What kind of entity would create damn kidney stones??

Jesus H Christ. I'm on the bus on the way to work and all my man bits are trying to retract into my stomach looking at that photo. Fuck I'm so sorry you had to go through that torture.

You sure the smell is coming from the machine? Have you checked the waste water outlet? May be as simple as pouring some drain cleaner directly down the drain pipe

Throw a couple of dishwasher tablets in the drum and put on a hot cycle