Aozora404
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Reply to comment by PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Counterpoint, you don’t say miles of jet lag
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Reply to comment by littlelondonboy in ELI5: Why is it that when fertilizers make their way into waterways, all the oxygen disappears, killing the fish? by Psychological-Dog994
Object Oriented Trogramming
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Reply to comment by ball_soup in Blu-ray player gathering dust? Turn it into a laser-scanning microscope | Not as powerful as a commerical one, but thousands cheaper. by chrisdh79
rm -rf /
Ah shit my finger slipped
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Reply to comment by Or0b0ur0s in [WP] The world ended 20 years ago, you haven't found a living soul since then. Through some ingenuity, you call voicemails for the last 20 years to keep you company. "Hi, this is Cindy..." "Hi you reached Bob" "You know what to do at the beep" until one day "Hello...hello? Oh my God hello!" by killznhealz
“We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
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Reply to comment by juggarjew in StableDiffusion can generate an image on Apple Silicon Macs in under 18 seconds, thanks to new optimizations in macOS 13.1 by Avieshek
Hehe apples
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Reply to comment by trafalmadorianistic in A Medieval Gold Wedding Ring Found in the Mud Worth Is Thousands by max-venum
Is a pile of sand younger than the grains that make them?
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Reply to comment by GiveMeChoko in A Medieval Gold Wedding Ring Found in the Mud Worth Is Thousands by max-venum
That is what I’m saying, yes
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Reply to comment by YoureGrammerIsWorsts in A Medieval Gold Wedding Ring Found in the Mud Worth Is Thousands by max-venum
The elementary particles forming them were
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Reply to comment by LazyLich in A Medieval Gold Wedding Ring Found in the Mud Worth Is Thousands by max-venum
Everything is 13.7 billion years old
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in Chinese scientist develop new method of rare earth mining that is more effective and uses much less toxic chemicals by mutherhrg
Haha yeah china bad
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Reply to comment by Troll-Tollbooth in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51
And the meaning of shadow.
Did you know that the outer part of a shadow is called the penumbra?