Atillion
Atillion t1_jdq0m1q wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to impress senior managers and accidentally going under a safety shower and getting soaked by WinOk2110
Thought you'd appreciate my completion of the safety shower periodic testing..
Atillion t1_jdnnm63 wrote
My older brother was an asshole, and when we were 4 and 7, he told me the red thing under their chin is burning hot like lava as we watched some turkeys in a pen. Freaked me out.
I'm sitting here 40 years later thinking OH NO DON'T LET THEM TOUCH YOU as I watch..
Atillion t1_jdg26b7 wrote
Mmmhm.. I've been tricked by the Grail shaped beacon once before..
Atillion t1_jd8hsy7 wrote
Lawless land of criminals, that dude just ran a red light..
Atillion t1_jc1dcib wrote
Reply to A bismuth crystal I would like to share by BismutNL
I have an opinion to share, but I decided not to.
It's none of my bismuth.
Atillion t1_ja4prfe wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
Leave her alone dude.
Atillion t1_j6ircl7 wrote
HAHA i have a tuxedo that sits EXACTLY like that all the time.. when I walk past, I always mutter in my head "you regal motherfucker.."
Atillion t1_iycewd6 wrote
I do the same thing when I give praise to other musicians. I love that harmony line you took, or interesting progression, etc. It really makes the artist feel appreciated. I love when people do it for me. Great tip!
Atillion t1_iuhbj40 wrote
Reply to Fiery sunset in the Perry Sandhills, NSW, Australia [OC] [1663x2500] by vastdepthphotography
/squints.. looks grainy
^(Beautiful pic I'll see myself out..)
Atillion t1_iu1xqx0 wrote
Reply to How many U.S. cities can you name? by AnythingTotal
This is really cool! I did a pretty city job, but it was still fun :)
Atillion t1_itme0cc wrote
It helps to keep tabs on your life..
Atillion t1_itmdq3l wrote
Bob Ross has entered the chat.
Atillion t1_isrw1ju wrote
I called them home for three decades. I always miss them this time of year, thank you for sharing!
Atillion t1_irxoj15 wrote
Reply to comment by HoDgePoDgeGames in Roulette simulation: 10'000 players each betting 5'000 times (74% chance of having a negative return ) [OC] by nautilus_red
Oh no! I was just adding my riduclousness to the conversation, not making a judgment about you.. I like your 2 dozens system.
Atillion t1_irxn353 wrote
Reply to comment by HoDgePoDgeGames in Roulette simulation: 10'000 players each betting 5'000 times (74% chance of having a negative return ) [OC] by nautilus_red
Well I have the advantage. For I have something no other gambler has..
^(..A SYSTEM!)
😂
Atillion t1_irxmne1 wrote
Reply to comment by nautilus_red in Roulette simulation: 10'000 players each betting 5'000 times (74% chance of having a negative return ) [OC] by nautilus_red
I was missing the simulation data, now it makes perfect sense! I stand by my award, thank you for clarifying!
Atillion t1_irxk68z wrote
Reply to comment by nautilus_red in Roulette simulation: 10'000 players each betting 5'000 times (74% chance of having a negative return ) [OC] by nautilus_red
I honestly just wanted to say ceiling comma. I like the notation!
Atillion t1_irwkxwo wrote
Reply to comment by WraithCadmus in Roulette simulation: 10'000 players each betting 5'000 times (74% chance of having a negative return ) [OC] by nautilus_red
I'm WAY too dumb to get this joke, but I'm a sucker for a flawless delivery :D
Atillion t1_irwktcn wrote
Reply to Roulette simulation: 10'000 players each betting 5'000 times (74% chance of having a negative return ) [OC] by nautilus_red
That's the first time I've seen someone use a ceiling comma as a separator..
^(I mean, I don't hate it!)
Atillion t1_iqnat0j wrote
Reply to Dolomites during sunrise, Italy [OC] [2000x2000] IG: arpandas_photography_adventure by dasarpan007
I'm 40% Dolomite!
Atillion t1_jedbwvo wrote
Reply to TIFU by confronting my Mom about the abuse I experienced as a child only to be laughed at. by [deleted]
OP, I don't have anything useful to offer. I'm just really sorry you were dealt such a shitty hand. I hope you find what you need to be as whole as you can.