Your paper map warns you about speed traps? That's crazy. Where'd you buy something like that?

I've actually calculated it and I need about $2 million to make all my dreams come true. Obviously that goes up quite a bit if I want to take care of my family and start one of my own, but just for the shit I want to do in life to be fulfilled? That's it. I'll never understand all the billionaires who continue the race to the bottom to accumulate more and more fractions of wealth. Literally makes no sense to me, just seems like a sad way to live your life...

For two years total of 'work'. What the fuck.

Runaway inflation would instantly annihilate your wage gain and send us into a massive depression, though...

Yea I lived through the '94 Northridge one. That shit was fucking crazy. There were aftershocks the entire night. I still take small earthquakes seriously because you never know if it'll turn into a big one.