BaconIsAVeg2
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_jegz3cf wrote
Reply to comment by anengineerandacat in Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by JAlbert653
Maybe find a phone without a camera as well.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_je5zyso wrote
Reply to comment by pacothebattlefly in There's currently an iguana basking on my jet ski by Sixty4Fairlane
Looks out the window, grey and overcast, barely above freezing, had snow flurries over the weekend...
Fuck this guy lol.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_jdyvr6m wrote
Reply to comment by tsout003 in Those two creepy mannequins i found in a farmers market. by Ok-Mirror9426
I'm more concerned about what they look like under a black light.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_jco0j9e wrote
Reply to comment by Epicritical in Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court by JackFunk
TBF many people consider him mentally handicapped.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_jbqml8c wrote
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_jaaipsl wrote
Reply to comment by Spiritual_Jaguar4685 in ELI5: Why is it that when fertilizers make their way into waterways, all the oxygen disappears, killing the fish? by Psychological-Dog994
> It's just a natural process called "Boyle's Law", something we've learned from physics and chemistry.
Example of it in action here.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_ja7wo98 wrote
Reply to comment by -_-Notmyrealaccount in This women's room has a urinal by PM_ME_ALL_UR_KARMA
I guess they could be fish... I was sure those were butt plug changing rooms though.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_ja30uj6 wrote
Reply to comment by WritingRites in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
"If we ban ISIS, we'd also have to ban MTG and Boebert and a ton of conservative leaders!"
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_ja182xq wrote
Reply to comment by FCAsheville in Madlad by hozzam11
No one did.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j9w4akz wrote
Reply to comment by jacksonpsternin in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
> 2 weeks old or have at least 250 combined link and comment karma
If they've just joined Reddit, they're supposed to soak up the musty culture, or post shitty gifs they found on the internet, before they can contribute to our high brow comment tomfoolery.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j98vj1v wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway08080909070 in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
Tell me you didn't even glance at the article without telling me you didn't read the article.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j6wy359 wrote
Reply to comment by ImmediatelyOcelot in An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j6m2n8l wrote
I'm gonna need you to take these into the bathroom and I'm gonna need you to put 'em wayyyyy up inside your butthole.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j6j00as wrote
Reply to TIL of Sloth Moths, unique species of moths that live exclusively in the fur of Sloths. They feed off algae on the sloths fur and secretions from the sloths skin, and even use sloth dung as a part of their reproductive process. by cjm81499
I misread that last bit and thought the sloth was using the moth dung during mating, and I had a hard WTF moment.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j6izj2l wrote
Reply to comment by trubb13tw1ns in This photo of Biden at my work by ladycrazyuer
I mean yeah we assumed he was American, but which one specifically? There's so many.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j6buj5t wrote
Reply to comment by TunaOnWytNoCrust in 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
Right? The amount of software engineers I've worked with who couldn't even manage to Google common errors is astounding.
I don't need you to know what MYSQL ERROR 53024 is, but for fucks sake at least Google it before you come to me saying "It doesn't work."
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j6bsx8p wrote
Reply to comment by total_alk in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
> But it is not proper English to say "The American", "The German", "The Canadian" when referring to people of those countries.
You can absolutely say "the Americans and the Canadians fought the Germans during WWII".
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j4ntga4 wrote
Reply to comment by mdlinc in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
I would but I'm too worried they'd find out I lived at Mar-A-Lago!
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j4mlwp7 wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Does this mean for $8/month I can be Muhammad The Prophet with a blue tick?
Will I be jihadi'd if I upload a profile picture?
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j23apz7 wrote
Reply to comment by Real_Topic_7655 in Boston family puzzled over Best Buy tablet boxes stuffed with roofing shingles by beezac
"Yes I purchased this tablet last week but when I opened the box, there was no tablet and instead it was filled with Pringles."
"It looks empty sir..."
"Well, I was hungry."
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j1fvd32 wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in Cousin Eddie Christmas Display Causes Local Uproar by thescrapplekid
The article has 180 words, and since it's about Kentucky they're not even big ones. I'm sure someone as unintelligent (that means stupid) as yourself can figure out what they mean.
Oh look, the name of the movie is in the article too, who would have thought.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j1fuer6 wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in Cousin Eddie Christmas Display Causes Local Uproar by thescrapplekid
Some people can't read.
Some people should have been swallowed instead of born.
Looks at you...
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j16xm5z wrote
Reply to comment by HDC3 in Louisiana conservatives consider ban on liberal business agendas by positive_X
Look at where the link is cross posted from.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_iyoh7ao wrote
Reply to comment by ramtax666 in 'Reckless driver' crash turns out to be dog behind the wheel in Kilgore by discogeek
11/10, he's a good boy Brent.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_jeh035e wrote
Reply to comment by YuraJabroni in ELI5: Why are off-road capable vehicles so often “Boxy?” by [deleted]
Have you ever taken a stock jeep off-road?