BazilBroketail t1_je7esob wrote on March 29, 2023 at 11:13 PM

Reply to comment by AgentQuadrant in 11 current and former East Cleveland police officers indicted after ‘appalling’ behavior caught on video, prosecutor says by AudibleNod

You wear a badge, and you've chosen white.

BazilBroketail t1_jchdrrm wrote on March 16, 2023 at 9:02 PM

Reply to comment by IntergalacticPuppy in TIL that USPS ships day old baby chicks in the mail by shelovesbackshots

And fuck tons of lady bugs.

BazilBroketail t1_jabtab6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:15 AM

Reply to Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59

As an article reader, why can has only watch video?

Seriously, why can't I read the article?...

BazilBroketail t1_ja1tq2m wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:12 AM

Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket

...pathetic.

BazilBroketail t1_j9s46dh wrote on February 24, 2023 at 3:57 AM

Reply to TIL certain moths have developed sound absorbing wings that make it harder for bats to hunt and eat them with their echolocation. The structure of the moth wings might someday help people soundproof places by RainManToothpicks

And they weak! If you have to identify an insect trap for anything other than moths, you fucking hate them. Moth gnats are the worst, but common moths are the debil!1!!

BazilBroketail t1_j93y0wz wrote on February 19, 2023 at 1:36 AM

Reply to comment by lysergik77 in Paulding County deputy slams man during arrest, police say by QuicklyThisWay

Yeah, and the GBI is getting involved on March 4th, hence the article.

BazilBroketail t1_j82lxtq wrote on February 11, 2023 at 4:03 AM

Reply to Deforestation in Brazil's Amazon falls in first month under Lula by hugglenugget

Ain't he in Florida?

Makes sense...

Fascists.

BazilBroketail t1_j824kzg wrote on February 11, 2023 at 1:39 AM

Reply to California city closes canyon to visitors to avert "poppy apocalypse" by pika_pie

So, I read "puppy" in the headline. Very different story...

BazilBroketail t1_j6nteia wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

Reply to comment by Gunter73 in California father is charged with attempted murder after allegedly driving his family off an oceanside cliff, prosecutors say | CNN by posts-comments-monk

...what about the front of it? Did it fall off?

BazilBroketail t1_j6gdlt4 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 3:13 AM

Reply to comment by jdgmental in TILL the Tower Bridge in London is raised around 850 times per year, which works out as around 2.3 times per day. by earedpiece

"what a shame"

Fuckers! Straight up...

BazilBroketail t1_j6fr4hd wrote on January 30, 2023 at 12:39 AM

Reply to comment by jdgmental in TILL the Tower Bridge in London is raised around 850 times per year, which works out as around 2.3 times per day. by earedpiece

"Stop London in it's tracks!"

Wow!! Fuckers. I don't even live there anymore, but what a bunch of dickheads.

The "highlight of our sunset BBQ cruise". Cunts. Purposely making traffic in London worse should be punished by public humiliation and flogging. The absolute audacity...

BazilBroketail t1_j6bnn1v wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:21 AM

Reply to My small town is having a telethon. This is from the stream. by Wheelpowered

Ok? I don't get it. A Parks and Recs reference?

BazilBroketail t1_j60jkj9 wrote on January 26, 2023 at 9:19 PM

Reply to A Russian graveyard reveals Wagner's prisoner army by reuters

So, who's their army then, the Russian army or Wagner?

This is a great article about the emergence of "Putin's chef" but I'm still confused on who Russias official army is, is this guy just the public fall guy and he's like the top shadow general of the regular Russian army? Also, not a great article as I said before, they go over the same shit like 6-7 times. It's like it's written by a college student trying to pad the length. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood, I don't know... but that article was a slog to get through.

BazilBroketail t1_j5t0heb wrote on January 25, 2023 at 10:31 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIL Amelia Earhart and Eleanor Roosevelt once during a White House event, commandeered an airplane, and went on a joyride to Baltimore. by No_Visit8945

Bunch of people stood around as they, "commandeered" a plane and said shit like, "Great, Scott!", "Bally-ho!" and shit like that?

BazilBroketail t1_j5dx3l4 wrote on January 22, 2023 at 7:48 AM

Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817

Lol. If anyone goes....

Lol!! People are gonna go....

BazilBroketail t1_j58oey4 wrote on January 21, 2023 at 4:32 AM

Reply to comment by bookcreative in Deputies don't know how rat poison got into customer's Taco Bell order by LlamaInATux

The guys investigating...

Seriously...?

BazilBroketail t1_j4f6u4n wrote on January 15, 2023 at 7:23 AM

Reply to UFO reports by US troops skyrocket to over 500 by LasciviousApemantus

Bunch of guys saw, "unremarkable" lights and reported it?...

BazilBroketail t1_j40po57 wrote on January 12, 2023 at 10:56 AM

Reply to IBM shifts remaining US-based AIX dev jobs to India – source by sector3011

American businesses hate American workers because they demand this thing called a salary...

How dare they?...

Seriously, fuck corporations.

BazilBroketail t1_j3al2kj wrote on January 7, 2023 at 4:17 AM

Reply to comment by supreme_Aimbot in Grammy winner is fatally shot by police after allegedly holding his wife and stepdaughter at gunpoint by Lafayette37

With the way cops are now... I don't believe anything about this...

BazilBroketail t1_j2b7q3r wrote on December 30, 2022 at 11:38 PM

Reply to comment by luminarium in Man stopped by Nottinghamshire Police after being caught driving car with missing wheel by Meehanos

I've done it. Couldn't find my wheel and needed to get my race car to a shop down the road from my buddies shop. Vice grips and away you go.

It actually happens all the time in "Mechanic World".

"Fuck it, just give me those vice grips. We gotta get this thing on the trailer."

BazilBroketail t1_j29xs1c wrote on December 30, 2022 at 6:35 PM

Reply to Truth in advertising. by bendover912

I drink this shit and it's devine. I have a metal drink bottle I pour it into. When you first open a new bottle you gotta pull off that safety sticker thing, put the cap back on, then shake the livin' shit out of it. Like a screaming baby. Then you pour it into the drinks bottle. Gotta remember to shake the drinks bottle before taking a drink too or you'll get a mouthful of pulp....