I don't find anyone enviable mostly because everyone has their own problems and social/economic problems.

Jellyfish or galactic dust clouds. Being a weird gelatinous blob with no bones sounds really heckin' cool, and so does being a giant cloud of space dust.

People are boring, I don't want to be a people anymore!

More cream for you, make a giant oreo with them.

Incorrect, depends on how big the clitoris is the only real difference is that a clitoris can't ejaculate.

Lex and Superman technically have a son together, they're definitely more than friends.

Goku can make anyone his friend.

Nostalgia?

I know how to use one of those dial tvs so I should be okay, I will unplug the phone because screw that.

Um I don't own a belt.

I'm a lemon is better than orange person

What flavor was yellow?

It is a very fake strawberry.

This is probably a controversial opinion but they are the best flavor.