I think it's already been done in the format it is best suited for.

It's important to attack the man, not the message. You've done a good job.

Sam standing 69ing with Frodo before he leaves with the elves

Wrong. There needs to be a congressinal investigation

None of them. Hype is a contest among people that rarely has much to do with the art. Hype exists for hypes sake, it's largely separate from the art.

Well the new Yorker does lean right, I should have seen that

Agreed

Idk the first google search is a new Yorker article about how it's problematic. Personally I'm not going to risk reading a book like that and I would be very hurt and upset if a movie was made from said book.

Isn't heart of darkness so problematic it shouldn't even be read?

I think if you count his voice work, Moana is quite good.

Never, it's a purely analog format

No, never. I only watch a blank screen and this old record of a dying woman laughing. It's kino few people could even begin to understand.