Boatwhistle
Boatwhistle OP t1_iyb66w8 wrote
Reply to comment by best_goblin_fucker in It’s a simple question, you don’t need to read into it. by Boatwhistle
A lot of people try to orgasm that way.
Boatwhistle OP t1_iyb5nla wrote
Reply to comment by blakNbold in It’s a simple question, you don’t need to read into it. by Boatwhistle
U.S.
Boatwhistle OP t1_iyb5gcp wrote
Reply to comment by storywriterforhire in It’s a simple question, you don’t need to read into it. by Boatwhistle
That’s the fun part, when I tried to find out I was given a page of get help numbers and websites. So I have no fucking clue.
The guy on the help number didn’t wanna tell me either. /j
It’s a simple question, you don’t need to read into it.Submitted by Boatwhistle t3_z8dx6s in memes
Boatwhistle t1_iyaaf0g wrote
They are easily found, just not easily perceived. For instance all salt crystals are cubic it’s just that most are too tiny for you to be able to see it.
Boatwhistle t1_iy5pa80 wrote
Reply to Someone must have died while watching porn. Finding them must have been really awkward by Dreamweaver_21
Men who die nude can have extremely bloated gentles from decomposition given enough time before discovery.
Boatwhistle t1_iy5oyg0 wrote
I glue a stick to a pen to make a long pen with a custom wooden shaft.
Boatwhistle t1_ixx6499 wrote
Reply to We think of the Roman Empire as ancient, despite the fact it technically ended in 1453. by PenguinTheYeti
Various times in roman history were so different you could argue that they were fundamentally different countries/empires.
Boatwhistle t1_ixnpypx wrote
Reply to People prefer firefighters over the police because crime is an issue which people can find merit in, as opposed to fire, which is more difficult to sympathize with. by [deleted]
Also when a school is on fire the fire fighters don’t tend to stand outside in full gear jerking themselves off doing nothing for an hour.
Boatwhistle t1_iuk2xau wrote
Reply to Seems about right by Pow67
Do I have to cover her expenses and do we sign a prenup? I am willing to share a house so long as it’s divided off.
Boatwhistle t1_iudex3p wrote
Reply to comment by blyatseeker in Any pill is a sleeping pill at the right dosage by they_callme_j
You wouldn’t be killed by sugar then.
Boatwhistle t1_iubi08u wrote
Reply to comment by Void_vix in Any pill is a sleeping pill at the right dosage by they_callme_j
That would be dying from overdosing on multiple things, it wouldn’t be the sugar dosage on its own.
Also that would only allow your body to shove more sugar into the cells at a higher rate. It wouldn’t solve the space or digestion issues at all. Though you would be right that the shock could kill you if you really forced it.
Boatwhistle t1_iubfyd4 wrote
Reply to comment by Void_vix in Any pill is a sleeping pill at the right dosage by they_callme_j
Even if you manipulated that pill and had the ability to choke it down your stomach would be nearly beyond bursting and you would throw up the sugar... and that assuming you can fit it all in there to begin with.
Boatwhistle t1_iubezv0 wrote
Reply to comment by Void_vix in Any pill is a sleeping pill at the right dosage by they_callme_j
Yeah and I said the sugar pill large enough to kill you via dosage would be too big to get past your lips. You couldn’t take that pill.
Boatwhistle t1_iubclg3 wrote
It isn’t possible to swallow a sugar pill large enough to kill you. You wouldnt even be able to choke on it cause you wouldn’t be able to get the pill past your lips.
Boatwhistle t1_iu99hbc wrote
Reply to Considering people born and die in a hospital, number of times they enter a hospital is equal to number of times they left a hospital. by [deleted]
Several times as many people are born in a hospital as die in a hospital, you are incorrect. The majority of people leave a hospital more times than they enter one.
Boatwhistle t1_iu98yc3 wrote
Reply to Domestic dogs are bigger than domestic cats while wild dogs are smaller than wild cats. by Sherbet_Immediate
the wild version of the house cat is about the same size as your domesticated house cat. That would be like saying sharks are bigger than whale cause you are comparing great whites to bottle nose dolphins but then generalizing that comparison with all whales and all sharks.
Boatwhistle t1_iu98d6w wrote
A blind person is absolutely capable of using sign language and a deaf person can absolutely learn to write in brail.
Boatwhistle t1_iu94xfv wrote
Reply to There’s probably been dozens of times you’ve woken up in the night for water and don’t remember it the next morning. by introverted-void
Bro, I am certain there are thousands of time I have gotten water regardless of the circumstance that I don’t remember hours after the fact. We go through ist of our life only passively aware of what’s going on.
I never agreed to that.Submitted by Boatwhistle t3_y3l6cq in memes
Boatwhistle OP t1_iyb94ym wrote
Reply to comment by ThunderJellyGod in It’s a simple question, you don’t need to read into it. by Boatwhistle
Tried? As in I attempted asphyxiation, failed, and gave up?