Right, and then you read the label and it’s like…”I’m wiping down my food with toxic chemicals in the name of safety.“

Let me tell you a funny story. I use fidelity and there are certain foreign stocks they charge a $50 fee on. I planned to open a small position and come back later after doing my full due diligence. I figured if I had just a couple shares I wouldn’t lose much even if it tanked entirely, and I didn’t yet know how to do a watch list and wasnt interested in learning. So I bought my three shares, in the process clicking through the warnings about extra fees. I am the proud owner of three shares worth about $30.

They cost me $80 total to buy, and would cost me an additional $50 to sell.

Point is, on very small transactions it is easy for fees to eat up 33% or more.

I didn’t know giants used our measuring system.

Plus what? Breakfast the next morning? That’d be awesome!

But does the carpet match the drapes?

It works. Think about it. Loud, high pitched voice that carries; can be frenetic; often tries to position itself above the rest of the music; wants to be cool like a saxophone but never will be.

yep.

Classic case of distraction.

Takes you a bit to realize you’re looking at a clapped out Buick.

I eat at firehouse and have yet to have a problem. As with many sub shops you can see them make it and ensure they take basic precautions; also they use boars head meats, so no fillers (possibly wheat) onthe slicer

Yo!

They work their glutes of course! All that thrusting?

Howzabout a hybrid approach. I know this is complex but keep with me here….

heres the options:

yolo it, wing big, probably still rat race it for 10 years because even a 100% return isn’t going to make the difference you think it is. You still need to eat, pay rent and you need health insurance, so off to work! Be pissed off for those 10 years because you’re rich and shouldn’t be rat racing. Make stupid decisions because you’re pissedm lose the money and gains, be poor in the end.

OR

Yolo it, lose it, rat race 10 years, never get ahead, be poor at the end.

OR…

keep the money AND do the rate race for 10 years. Recognize it sucks, but know that the only way out is through so you might as well enjoy it (more or less). Realize that with every dollar you set aside you’re more and more doing this for yourself than for the sake of the rat race itself.

Be cool, be smart, finish rich.

Ooh, baby!

You read it wrong.

They are offering free people with every flush.

now they will have to repaint, as they obviously put the words in the wrong order.

Fart longer [and] larger.

Depends…who’s it attached to?

Me too. My current skillset is not up to par.

“Never used in the field”… wonder why?

who wouldn’t relish the thought of being crammed in the small cockpit of a U2 for 18 hours or more, while having an electrified radio stapled to your scrotum?

Start small, lose small.

Learn a little, see if you can do it reliably.

And for the love of Pete, stay away from margin while you are learning and ESPECIALLY if you are a gambler.

Only thing worse than betting when you don’t know the rules of the game is betting money you don’t have when you don’t know the rules of the game.

Well, of course. Ewe didn’t have to tell us that.

Does it have a warning label on it somewhere?

Justin Timberlake better wait till the cheese cools off a little.

Duh, it’s called inflation.

“Was $49.99 in last week’s dollars; buy it with today’s dollars and save 10 percent!”