May I suggest a Bearded Dragon. They're only violent and obstinate on bath day.

I wonder if he had a habit of repeatedly pulling the pin out and putting it back in. Knowing exactly fuckall about how grenades work, I'm wondering if maybe that might have done something over time.

Agreed. I'll have to look into stabilizers, but it uses the same kind of gas my car does, so the current plan is to keep a bigass jug of it and periodically pour it in the car and refill it before it gets old.

I voted for people that wanted to upgrade our infrastructure last year. Most everyone else voted for thieves that will pocket the money and upgrade nothing. Then I bought a generator, so I won't freeze to death.