/s In case it wasn't clear. I don't think your opinions on Oompa Loompas are worthless just because you live in the UK.

News just in. Geography can invalidate your opinions.

Boris Johnson is no-one's prime minister. Yet.

r/didthemaths The 1st time in recorded history that a factorial raised a chuckle

I've started ignoring the proffered punchlines in this sub and going straight for the comments.

The funeral director needs help getting the coffin lid nailed down

You didn't create this account just to post this joke, did you?

Do similarities end there? They're both cooler than average body temperature They get wet when they're warmed up. They're both more useful when they're packed full and hard, though you can't (easily) build an igloo out of penises. They're both oddly satisfying to pack in to crevices. . . Someone want to take the baton and keep going here?

Or bleeding rabbits?

Cool, fattening and plugged in to the mains?

Yeah Someone had to.. Have my upvote and be damned..

We've found an alternative means of getting to platform 9&3/4s

Put away those fiery biscuits!