Cthuluslovechild
Cthuluslovechild t1_iycdatc wrote
Reply to comment by The_Real_Selma_Blair in Cat road rage by kappsylen
Knoe
Cthuluslovechild t1_iy3kbvg wrote
Reply to comment by whiskeycube in Came to Home Depot but ended up in Monsters Inc by Extreme_Distance6241
No, but it'll take your kid's finger clean off when her brother closes the door on her. Don't ask me how I know...
Cthuluslovechild t1_iy3ipp1 wrote
"Psssst... for five dollars I'll tell you the ones I pissed on."
Cthuluslovechild t1_iuispys wrote
Reply to comment by Ayahuasca-Dreamin in This picture speaks for itself. by acuategain
What High School is this?
Cthuluslovechild t1_iuihcuj wrote
Reply to comment by throwawayqw123456 in Times are tough by Eye_Juice
I'm not gonna come on 10%. That's disgusting.
Cthuluslovechild t1_iugl96l wrote
Reply to comment by espeero in I know my lawn is trying to tell me something, but I can't read its handwriting. by graydave
Coffee and donuts at 5am, a twelve pack on the ride back at 1pm
Cthuluslovechild t1_iugl3ud wrote
Reply to I know my lawn is trying to tell me something, but I can't read its handwriting. by graydave
"I'm dying" probably
Cthuluslovechild t1_iugig5d wrote
Reply to comment by Chubuwee in Times are tough by Eye_Juice
Sexy death.
Cthuluslovechild t1_iugiber wrote
Reply to comment by iztek in Times are tough by Eye_Juice
The oldest millennial is 40, so yeah. 90% of boomers are dead or nearly dead.
Cthuluslovechild t1_iugi5qi wrote
Reply to comment by 444unsure in Times are tough by Eye_Juice
They would just say, "see?"
Cthuluslovechild t1_iughxoe wrote
Reply to Times are tough by Eye_Juice
If they're struggling, they're not using a tall enough chair
Cthuluslovechild t1_iyeoku4 wrote
Reply to comment by TheHumanPickleRick in Somebody thought this was a good design for a stamp. by Cullomptingalong
He can deliver billions of toys around the world in one fucking night, so yeah, he can definitely shit through his magic pants