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Twerkstorm t1_iyczfon wrote

It’s just a Chicago sunroof. What’s the big deal?

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blinky909909 t1_iyd2var wrote

nobody thought this was a good idea for a stamp. also the jokes on him, he's just shitting his pants

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SensitiveAd5962 t1_iycv3mf wrote

Nothing says "fuck you" like a north pole sunroof.

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zuckerwho t1_iycwpqk wrote

Looks like Santa has given up on humanity and is pondering whether or not he can continue this bullshit charade...

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redmambo_no6 t1_iycwgzy wrote

Whatever you do, don’t burn it.

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TheHumanPickleRick t1_iydw69r wrote

What's most impressive is how Santa can apparently shit through his pants, considering how he didn't have to take them down.

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EternalExpanse t1_iydzuwi wrote

Maybe it's one of those pants with a flap on the backside? I mean, Santa is damn busy that one night a year, so I'd guess he would jump on anything that can save him even a tiny bit of time.

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IdlyCurious t1_iye8kxt wrote

> What's most impressive is how Santa can apparently shit through his pants, considering how he didn't have to take them down.

He's a Sim.

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Cthuluslovechild t1_iyeoku4 wrote

He can deliver billions of toys around the world in one fucking night, so yeah, he can definitely shit through his magic pants

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Phillip_Graves t1_iyd8fb4 wrote

"Guess I'll just shit down this hole!"

Then he knocks on their door to ask

"TP... can I borrow a roll......?"

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HighFlyer42000 t1_iydd99a wrote

There's Dasher and Prancer and Rudolph and Vixen. Santa's sitting on the chimney over there shittin.

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tiggers97 t1_iydujme wrote

It is a good design.

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Im-Currently-Working t1_iyf5jmd wrote

My dad used to work at an industrial painting plant. The guys there would always post a drawing on the bulletin board of santa sitting on the chimney like this with his pants down and the caption: Your Christmas bonus is on the way!

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TaiDavis t1_iycreys wrote

You ain't seen shit. I've seen some super weird Xmas related art.

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Cullomptingalong OP t1_iycrmvi wrote

I’m sure you have. The main weird thing about this is that someone thought Crapper Claus was a good subject for a stamp.

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Blunttack t1_iycsbez wrote

lol, anyone sitting on anything is them pooping? Nice. Not sure if we’re all aware, but the lore is Santa goes down chimney… if we can pretend that’s a real thing somehow, not sure we get from that to now he’s pooping. Is there a different way to enter a chimney? Like next year just make the stamp two feet sticking out? LOL.

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GiantRiverSquid t1_iyds0kr wrote

"someone's been naughty and I'm all out of coal"

That's the joke.

The reason the joke is necessarily funny, is that we are supposed to assume Santa said it, since Santa typically brings coal to naughty children. But the image is not of Santa going down the chimney to hand deliver a coal substitute. His cheeks are squarely over the chimney hole, implying he has no intention of going down the hole himself, as Santa is no fool and knows the best way to avoid burning alive is by landing feet first. So what is he bringing instead of coal and how is it getting there? Well, again, Santa had his cheeks pressed against that smoke stack, ready to flick his trousers down and add a brownie next to the glass of milk.

I like your passionate defense of those passive sitters accused of being shitters though.

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