Cye_sonofAphrodite
Cye_sonofAphrodite t1_ixs1p6z wrote
Reply to comment by theplutosys in A guy with no arms……. (Long) by Objective_Resolve833
I didn't, I stole it from my dad. Didn't realize someone else had posted the same thing already, sorry!
Cye_sonofAphrodite t1_ixqm7rh wrote
Reply to A guy with no arms……. (Long) by Objective_Resolve833
The man's identical twin shows up at the monastery a few weeks later, and takes the same job. The monk insists that he shouldn't run at the bell the same way, but he does, and meets the same tragic fate.
When the cops arrive, they're surprised to see an almost identical scene as the last time!
"So, do you know THIS one's name?" An officer asks.
"No," the monk replies, "But he's a dead ringer for his brother."
Cye_sonofAphrodite t1_iuma2qe wrote
Reply to Every Halloween the girl in the mask wants candy and nobody knows where she comes from. by Archives-H
I like this kid.
Cye_sonofAphrodite t1_ixs24h4 wrote
Reply to comment by aclumsypotato in A guy with no arms……. (Long) by Objective_Resolve833
A "dead ringer" is an exact (dead) duplicate (ringer). Comes from horse racing. The guy's identical twin is a dead ringer for him because he 1) Looks exactly the same, and 2) Died while ringing a bell in his brother's stead.