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theplutosys t1_jdwww16 wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
I don’t get what you are asking. The definition of ditto?
theplutosys t1_jdwtwi3 wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
?
theplutosys t1_jdvlo2y wrote
Reply to comment by theembodimentoffat in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
As an American, allow me to ditto this question
theplutosys t1_jdion61 wrote
Reply to comment by TheWiseOne1234 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Cool! You’re so badass, like going around correcting people’s grammar and shit. Have a nice cough cough terrible cough day.
theplutosys t1_jdhxs9t wrote
Reply to comment by Monotonegent in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Ooh thanks lol
theplutosys t1_jdhv5s8 wrote
Reply to comment by EwoksMakeMeHard in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Metaphorical “literally”
Why the hell does it matter? The message is still conveyed either way
theplutosys t1_jdhqw6x wrote
Reply to comment by EwoksMakeMeHard in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
ok grammar nazi, literally nobody cares
theplutosys t1_jdhqv6l wrote
theplutosys OP t1_j9v4tp9 wrote
Reply to comment by XythesBwuaghl in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
There isn’t one. It was meant to be misleading you you’d read the title & assume the joke revolves around that when it doesn’t
theplutosys OP t1_j9qmsdy wrote
Reply to comment by johnhughthom in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Ik!! I feel so bad for her, she needs to leave that job asap. Can’t believe she’s been working there 13 years
theplutosys OP t1_j9qmp09 wrote
Reply to comment by BrilliantObserver in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Many jokes are cleverly worded observations
theplutosys OP t1_j9otwmt wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Square_6204 in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Oh, sorry for the misunderstanding then lol.
theplutosys OP t1_j9no6wr wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Square_6204 in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Interesting considering I came up with it myself
Submitted by theplutosys t3_119pqmq in Jokes
theplutosys t1_ixrqel3 wrote
Reply to comment by v8grunt in A guy with no arms……. (Long) by Objective_Resolve833
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theplutosys t1_ixrqc18 wrote
Reply to comment by Cye_sonofAphrodite in A guy with no arms……. (Long) by Objective_Resolve833
would have been nice if you didnt steal it from another comment
theplutosys t1_jdzqqi8 wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
I’m still confused…