Have fun getting to work on a bicycle in the middle of a blizzard, hippy.

Better yet, just don't buy tickets for shit shows

Right, and you don't need a car because of all the public transportation available

Boston

you're not looking for a Mainer if you're expecting complete sentences.

You do know that there are people who literally can't hike a mountain, right? I mean, screw the tourists, sure, but what about these other people? Do they not get to enjoy if they want to because they're not as pure as you? You're basically the same as Hitler at this point. Suck it.

Yeah, I totally realized that after the fact and was too lazy to edit :-/

95S to Boston

So, because you "only care" to have a tree up for a day, you expect someone to just give you one? Quite frankly, you don't deserve one. If you were half a person, you would understand that having a tree is a gift, and that we should be thankful for the opportunity to fuel capitalism by underpaying hardworking people who charge us for nature. Disgusting.

Get a fake one, then toss it in a landfill the next day. That's about what you're worth.

Right. I'm sure that's exactly how it happened.

What did they do with the stitches to make you unable to expose your back to sunlight? Please, share.

Idiot

That's why it's Vermont "Maid" and not "Made". She moved. and started making fake syrup.