DeepTh0tt

DeepTh0tt t1_iydefqb wrote

Don't shit where you sleep.

In other words, do NOT act on impulses to date or fuck co-workers. You will 100% regret it. There's a better chance of things not working out than working out. And then you'll need to deal with it every single day until you get a new job.

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DeepTh0tt t1_iwdp5vb wrote

I grew up in a corn farming region surrounded by corn farms. Don't microwave your corn. How gross. Shucking corn? Split the top, yank one side / pull the other off. Crack the bottom off it and run your hand down the cob to pull off any silk. I can do two bags or more in the time he did two cobs.

Get a big pot, fill it with water. Add some salt, and a ton of brown sugar. Stir until the sugar dissolves. Boil the cobs for 8 to 10 minutes and remove from heat and take the cobs out of the water.

That's it. They'll be perfect.

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