DirtyRead1337 t1_iwv8tg0 wrote on November 18, 2022 at 4:40 PM

Reply to Dayne “Woop Woop” Puckett with Dolly Parton. 80s? Dayne passed away last night. He was from our small town of Sinking Spring, OH. by SimpleLifeCCA

He lived a full breasted life

DirtyRead1337 t1_iwv8lam wrote on November 18, 2022 at 4:38 PM

Reply to The Ramones with a pinball machine in CBGB's in 1977 by AlwaysHappy4Kitties

If we all dress the same the machine won’t know who tilted it and we will get the the extra ball!”

DirtyRead1337 t1_ite8xmw wrote on October 22, 2022 at 11:50 PM

Reply to I love my wife, which is why I’m about to die by ByfelsDisciple

I would have repackaged the delivery and switched out the murder weapons with harmless items or slightly different versions of them. Instead of a 12 inch hacksaw a 6 or 3 inch hacksaw. Hair shears instead of gardening. Color safe chlorine free bleach, lime juice instead of lye. Murderous wives are very particular and the substituted items would really get under their skin. She would have to return the items and wait for a refund or reorder to arrive. Always such a hassle. That would buy you time. Also switch those photos of you with ones of her or a random stranger. Maybe even replaced them all with the play school toy versions.