It’s the outrage that kills me. How am I supposed to guess you identify with clowns? If you truly identify with some obscure label, foster understanding, but don’t post cringe videos on TikTok about how people are purposefully mislabeling.

But also like yeah man, when my professor told me there are as many genders as there are people, he didn’t mean this. He meant people have different ideas of masculinity and femininity, on a spectrum, not that people would suddenly decide they identify their gender with the random fucking non-human things.

I identify as a human, not a baseball. I am male, but I think cars and sports are gay.

I’m also completely stoned right now.

I mean, not to beat the gender horse, but there’s definitely more than two. I’m just exhausted of all the made up shit so people feel special about their own particular label. Clown self? Wolf person? Fuck right off.

I literally can’t think of a reason why phones aren’t still the favorite way to spy on us. Why this shift to palms?

Pfft, that’s nothing to my Sigmassive Black Gape.