That’s actually arrogance-it’s impossible for everyone to like you.

This guy has some stories; there’s no way you can dress like that even once and not have tons of stories to tell.

Pringles is what gets you pegged? No wonder I’ve had a tough time finding those women, I prefer Tostitos.

Lol, I guess I should clarify that I’m accident prone.

This is what I do but the disappear usually involves a hospital and the unrecognizable is because of scars 🤷🏻‍♀️

My human brain sees this as a 4” horse, not an oversized teddy bear.

And then there’s me, constantly touching the stove to see if it’s still hot. I’ll admit, I have a few flaws.

Hi, I love your cat. Please tell him.

It’s not. My initial comment completely acknowledges bad days, it simply acknowledges the positive aspect that it gives perspective to good days.

Nice jump to the conclusion of ignoring feelings though. If you would rather choose negativity over positivity that’s absolutely your choice-you do you, boo 😂

Once you train your mind to seek out positivity then most of the negativity gets looked past

Without the bad days for perspective we could never appreciate the good days because every day would just be average

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Why would I wait until someone I know is randomly walking down the side of the road to pick them up and do something awful to them, wouldn’t it be more efficient to schedule that during a more convenient time for me? Like, what if I have a pizza in the oven and need to get home when I see them randomly walking, what then? What if my laundry will be done soon and I don’t want to deal with the wrinkles?

I watched this for a minute thinking he would get better with practice but it seems like he’s not learning his lesson.