Endulos
Endulos t1_j9wiw9s wrote
Reply to comment by writergal1421 in [WP] A dragon decides to claim a human settlement for itself. As the dragon arrives at the small town and announces its demands, it is perplexed to be met by the people's eagerness to accept. by Kaymazo
That last line nearly killed me laughing.
Amazing.
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Reply to comment by Zetakh in [WP] As it turns out, this dragon had never killed anyone before, nor did it plan to, it was frightened and acted in self-defence. Now the party will have to figure out what to do with the hyperventilating beast while the cleric revives the murderhobo fighter by Zagreus7777
Hahaha. Amazing.
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in [WP] It finally happened, a sentient AI took over the world's nukes and killer drones. However, instead of destroying humanity, it starts enforcing international law, much to the consternation of the nations. by Slayer_Jesse
Technically, wasn't it a fire the flash bang started? Not the flash bang itself?
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Reply to comment by Juphikie in [WP] Every year, a dragon lands in the center of the kingdom and lays two eggs. When the eggs hatch, the two baby dragons then fight to the death. The red one winning means a year of good luck while the blue one winning means a year of bad luck. This year, the dragon laid three eggs. by tsl3161991
Amazing.
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] All adults can make a pilgrimage once a year to a genie and attempt to make a wish. However, the genie will only grant the wish if it's never be asked for before in all history. Most people never get their wish. On your 18th birthday you make the trip and are surprised to get your wish. by shadowkyros
Wouldn't this be very easy to game?
Sure, you can only wish if it's never been wished for, like "I wish for a million dollars", or "I wish my mom wasn't sick" might be blocked as they would have been wished for in the past.
But it seems like you could game it by re-wording your wish and adding a modifier.
"I wish that I, John Doesmith, had 1 million dollars" Or "I wish that my mom, Jane Doeson, wasn't sick"
Technically, they're both wishes that have been wished before but adding it to add you or someone else, turns it into a different wish as you're specifying someone else/yourself.
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Reply to comment by blackwe11_ninja in [WP] Scientists living aboard a slow generation ship have cracked the secret of FTL travel and transmitted it back to Earth, but don't have the resources on board to construct it themselves by burritoresearch
God damn Grandfather Paradox.
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Reply to comment by StunningStuff in [WP] "Did... did you just call the demon lord an overdramatic bitch?" by SqueakyFarts99
Bravo, awesome!
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Reply to comment by ShikakuZetsumei in [WP] Your super power is preventing collateral damage. While the public thinks you're useless, all the other heroes really like you because they can go bonkers all out while you're around. by Time_Significance
I'd love to see a part 2 of the aftermath of this incident.
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Reply to comment by HangryHangryHipHoe in [WP] You are the Devil, a few years ago you mad a deal with a man where he sold every child he would ever sire in exchange for a boon each time. What you did not know was that he is a sperm donor, and its starting to get out of hand. by MechaMan64
> "Yea, I don't work like that, Luce. I'm not a flying abortion clinic"
I was taking a sip of water when I read this line and nearly choked.
Best line ever lmao
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Reply to comment by Successful_Craft3076 in [WP] A dragon decides to claim a human settlement for itself. As the dragon arrives at the small town and announces its demands, it is perplexed to be met by the people's eagerness to accept. by Kaymazo
I completely expected that twist but it still took me off guard.