Engage69
Engage69 t1_je15dbi wrote
Reply to I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
Stormtrooper jokes.
Engage69 t1_jdw3ocq wrote
Reply to comment by vyprrgirl in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand alone.
Godsmack
Engage69 t1_jdhzh4g wrote
Better hope it hears you when you're just about to crash and you're screaming for your life.
Engage69 t1_jd8s481 wrote
Reply to comment by getshrektdh in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
The clanking sounds of teeth on a barrel can be very distracting. Reminds me of the final scene from Fight Club.
Engage69 t1_jd8qneg wrote
Reply to comment by getshrektdh in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
The class must have been very boring.
(If the student had to be asked to spit out the gun.)
Engage69 t1_jayfyba wrote
Who's throwing the elephants into the pool? Chuck Norris?
Engage69 t1_ja8wo0g wrote
Alright then, keep your secrets.
Engage69 OP t1_j9ubs0q wrote
This is an original joke I thought of when the guinea pig wouldn't stop chewing the side of its cage.
Engage69 t1_j61bti6 wrote
Reply to A drunk guy is walking down the street... by ThomasKatt
Then she pulls him by the ear and takes him back to the convent to smack his ass with a ruler.
Engage69 t1_je71nd1 wrote
Reply to comment by melvinsylar7 in What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
The only correct answer.