Submitted by lucas_evans t3_11ypeqy in Jokes
The teacher tells you to to spit out the gum, while the other says "chew-chew!"
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Antisocial_Worker7 t1_jd9xt4z wrote
r/therealjoke
MechanicalHorse t1_jdch768 wrote
That’s even better!
notapolita t1_jd93mow wrote
Teachers have to go through training but trains don't have to go through teachering.
SerNapalm t1_jd8q1lq wrote
Iv never rode a train
Mystery_mau t1_jdb2dh8 wrote
Woah woah woah
dr_olfin t1_jd9cga3 wrote
Alt punchline: I never fucked a high school train
getshrektdh t1_jd8p9pr wrote
Misread, at first read a gun.
Engage69 t1_jd8qneg wrote
The class must have been very boring.
(If the student had to be asked to spit out the gun.)
getshrektdh t1_jd8qx87 wrote
There would be finally silence, everyone probably are tired of hearing that chewing noise.
Engage69 t1_jd8s481 wrote
The clanking sounds of teeth on a barrel can be very distracting. Reminds me of the final scene from Fight Club.
getshrektdh t1_jd8snqh wrote
It ended quick though! Nobody has expected that ending.
prof_devilsadvocate t1_jd8pnjd wrote
teacher has minds to train and driver has train to mind
Tito_Tito_1_ t1_jda4air wrote
No one's ever been hot for train.
GuzziR1d3r t1_jdan64m wrote
I think you underestimate Rule 34
just_nobodys_opinion t1_jdbexkl wrote
scottertot t1_jd9oh1v wrote
There are more regulations for teachers than trains.
regrettablyold t1_jdb3d41 wrote
Very topical.
Cudaguy66 t1_jdb1wli wrote
You can train a teacher but you can't teach a train?
StormHF t1_jd8qga5 wrote
One has a caboose. The other touches my caboose.
regrettablyold t1_jdb372o wrote
Trains don't have cabeese anymore.
OldTranslator2818 t1_jda20mc wrote
The train have a good paycheck.
Romulofras t1_jdbzn59 wrote
This is off the rails.
DD230191 t1_jdant7l wrote
That a train never comes on time
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Wooden_Salt_2967 t1_jdbrayc wrote
A teacher is only on the rails on the weekend
ThenNap751 t1_jd8pl86 wrote
Much better then a lot of the jokes that get posted & reposted here.
easterlyTrellis628 t1_jd8rb2u wrote
A train does not say ‟Lick me where I fart” to its students.
Past_Love2715 t1_jdabb7b wrote
That wasn’t funny the first time i heard it…in the first grade
sprintingtree t1_jd99dlz wrote
A girl doesn't go to spring break to have a teacher ran on her
FooJenkins t1_jd9bw2g wrote
No one has a run a teacher on your mom