Ooooooookay, then. You know what, I'm just gonna walk away from this one. Don't feed the trolls, folks.

I really don't understand where you're getting all the stuff you just said about my words from, but it ain't from my words.

... That is literally what I'm saying about them.

Hey, the train has to slow down for it.

Everyone should be allowed to get off - or on. You build a station, it has to be a real one.

Look, it's extremely easy to stop them. A fence. Some caution tape. Calling the cops on them after they start digging. An inconveniently placed car. Removing the flags. Some fake DigSafe markers. A cease-and-desist. Snow fort. Vicious dog. Vicious dog with a gun. Singing telegram. Impromptu archery tournament. Overly curious moose. Claymores (the swords). Claymores (not the swords). Overgrown Roomba. Filming for Furious 11. Cometary fragment impact.

This does, admittedly, make them slightly better than regular police.

Yeah. No Diehl.

Not on the street, not on the sidewalk (clear a path wide enough for a wheelchair), so probably in whatever space is left between the cleared part of the sidewalk and the road.

IT WAS YOU!

Alien abduction Whole building. Straight up into the sky.

I would absolutely love to have dogs in shops and cafes. It's against the law for very good reasons, so I'm fine with the staff insisting they can't come in. No one wants to trigger a health inspection or lose a license.

Edit to add: there is no such thing as "proof" that an animal is a service animal. You take people at their word, the end.

Huh. I swear I didn't make it up, but now I can't find the source, so you're probably right. Thanks for the correction.

Legal Seafood standing out there with a net...

God the molasses flood really was hilarible. On the one hand, killed by a notoriously slow liquid. On the other hand, because it was so thick and slow they kept it at near-boiling all the time so they could pump it out faster. It was basically hot tar. Edit: turns out I was full of crap. My apologies.

You don't pronounce "jam" like "same"? This is gonna change my life.

Hooray for the yellow line! Also for that red that goes from my home to my work. Literally cuts the total number of miles in my commute in half.

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You kinda have to go out of your way to find dangerous places in Boston. Any well-lit place is going to be just fine.

Even on Mass & Cass no one is there to fuck with you, they're just having a real, real bad day, #8,544 of 27,000. Besides, if you get in trouble just yell YANKEES SUCK! and hopefully that will calm folks down.