Haha. Maybe your Philadelphians would show courage, but I doubt the rest of you would on account that you all have to come to the Jersey shore just to see what an ocean is, so I doubt half of you even know what a fish looks like let alone one with a damn sword built into it. I see your Pennsylvania Walmarts with assault rifles and crossbows, and raise our New Jersey ShopRite Swordfish in response.
I foolishly didn’t ask the employee if it was on sale. I’m not a fishmonger but I’m pretty sure the biggest use for fish heads is using them to make stews/soups. Given that this is probably a bit too big to fit in any reasonably sized pot, can’t imagine what it’s use would be. If I were more talented, I would take it home and forge a bone sword that I’d use to mow down Pennsylvanians that like to make fun of us.
Theres a swordfish head on the loose at Shoprite…
FineDrapery OP t1_itiyohm wrote
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Haha. Maybe your Philadelphians would show courage, but I doubt the rest of you would on account that you all have to come to the Jersey shore just to see what an ocean is, so I doubt half of you even know what a fish looks like let alone one with a damn sword built into it. I see your Pennsylvania Walmarts with assault rifles and crossbows, and raise our New Jersey ShopRite Swordfish in response.