Flowersfor_
Flowersfor_ t1_j6fqqzp wrote
Reply to comment by LeftAction4 in I recently discovered an impossible photo of me by xoogavin
I wonder how many photos of children that aren't OP were in that box.
Flowersfor_ t1_j4ha9tk wrote
If they send you some black Nikes, you should probably dip.
Flowersfor_ t1_j4ha5no wrote
Reply to comment by thatsnotexactlyme in I was hired by a UFO cult to dispose of bodies, but some of them came back by CIAHerpes
You'll do well in business, lmfao
Flowersfor_ t1_j3sfu13 wrote
Reply to I love my wife by [deleted]
Someone should probably tell him....
Flowersfor_ t1_j3js31k wrote
Reply to comment by Equivalent_Ad_3482 in I'm Never Online Shopping Again by Equivalent_Ad_3482
But Valentine's Day, I'm calling you exclusively
Flowersfor_ t1_j3jroi4 wrote
Reply to comment by Equivalent_Ad_3482 in I'm Never Online Shopping Again by Equivalent_Ad_3482
Just know, I'll never invite you to my birthday. Not after this, lol
Flowersfor_ t1_j3illxk wrote
Reply to comment by Equivalent_Ad_3482 in I'm Never Online Shopping Again by Equivalent_Ad_3482
Only if you include hazard pay as part of the package.
Flowersfor_ t1_j3iiqdx wrote
Reply to I'm Never Online Shopping Again by Equivalent_Ad_3482
I mean, that's a solid gag gift for like the 70's or 80's, lol. I would just drive to a random house and drop it there. At least productivity wouldn't suffer any that way.
Flowersfor_ t1_j376550 wrote
Reply to comment by HotelEntropy in She said her name was Death by HotelEntropy
Keep your entry ways locked up tight!
Flowersfor_ t1_j34x2dy wrote
Reply to She said her name was Death by HotelEntropy
It seems we have 24 hours to figure this mess out. Do you have a plan for if she does show up?
Flowersfor_ t1_j34ults wrote
So, did you report the group or leave them be to their own devices?
Flowersfor_ OP t1_j2dhboc wrote
Reply to comment by SteamingTheCat in I need help out of his bathroom by Flowersfor_
Now that I can look back on it, I think that would have been the best move. I understand now what "emergency mode" was and why it mattered.
Flowersfor_ OP t1_j2dh5a0 wrote
Reply to comment by Bright_Mountain_7887 in I need help out of his bathroom by Flowersfor_
That's exactly how it felt! I learned shortly after why, but that's for another time. I'm alive and will share what I can of the rest of the tale soon.
Flowersfor_ OP t1_j2dgs7n wrote
Reply to comment by Valla_Shades in I need help out of his bathroom by Flowersfor_
I am alive at least. I'm still gathering my thoughts about everything that happened yesterday and into this morning. I just got home. I'll create a post with the information I can share of what happened once I got out of the bathroom when I can. Thank you for your concern!
Flowersfor_ t1_j6fqvlo wrote
Reply to comment by LeftAction4 in I recently discovered an impossible photo of me by xoogavin
Also, Polaroid is that kind of picture.