Jesus vs. MedusaSubmitted by wellthenmk t3_11b0cpu in funny
Just-War8020 t1_j9v5z18 wrote
Why is he wearing gloves?
SeiCalros t1_j9v91je wrote
close to the end of his life jesus was said to have had a bad case of stigmata on his hands and feet
JCwizz t1_j9xpnud wrote
Stig ma testicles in ya mouth. Got ‘em.
blackgrasshopper t1_ja7swz3 wrote
Ummm...no. only other people could get stigmata which are psychogenic. Jesus got them the hard way.
Lick_my_balloon-knot t1_j9v9tjw wrote
Because he touched a lot of sick people.
24F t1_j9ve5xb wrote
He is self conscious of his tiny little hands.
NightHawkRambo t1_j9wxnw8 wrote
Nobody look nobody look
Eupion t1_j9w0iic wrote
We all know, Jesus just loved playing golf.
KnitPunPurl2 t1_j9wrp39 wrote
Putting balls in holes, repeatedly.
Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_j9xtncl wrote
Times were tough, he had a part time job at Subway.
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boricimo t1_j9vn03h wrote
Because he was trying to sneak a boob grab but she got him first
EaterOfFood t1_j9wyk5m wrote
Because of all the lepers.
Buddy-Brooklyn t1_j9x6d5n wrote
Didn’t want to touch the lepers.
zombiebender t1_ja019mm wrote
They look like rubber glove maybe he was working security at the time?
Call_Me_Mauve_Bib t1_ja5rksf wrote
Out healing the sick. It was haemorrhoids day.
Adventurous_Shake161 t1_j9vt3fr wrote
Why are you so observant
Call_Me_Mauve_Bib t1_j9x4v0t wrote
Gardening in Gethsemane?
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