GaugeWon t1_j6oznau wrote on January 31, 2023 at 9:45 PM

Reply to It is International Hot Chocolate Day, so my son made chocolate Play Doh at pre-school. by DanimalHouse

Good thing you trained him to pick up after himself.

GaugeWon t1_j5mcb9q wrote on January 24, 2023 at 12:42 AM

Reply to This giant fortune cookie by Conqueeftahdor

I see some chonk in your future.

GaugeWon t1_j1a2lyf wrote on December 22, 2022 at 7:50 PM

Reply to LPT: Don't spy on your SO to try to catch them cheating. If you can't trust them, just break up. by 5YOChemist

This is sage advice, unless you are a married man, and want to keep your kids. In that case, getting proof will help you get an uncontested divorce and go a long way towards proving that you aren't the least trustworthy parent in the relationship.

GaugeWon t1_ix6mtq5 wrote on November 21, 2022 at 3:31 AM

Reply to comment by Zuppa2020 in [I ate] Kibbeh Neyyah by Zuppa2020

How do you cook it?

GaugeWon t1_iudbtvv wrote on October 30, 2022 at 1:53 PM

Reply to comment by DatSauceTho in [I Ate] A New York slice by girouxfilms

> Wait, what? Do all pizzerias in NYC make the exact same pizza?? lol

No, haha, but what generally makes NY pizza distinct from everywhere else is their huge, thin slices.

>You may as well have shit on an authentic Parisian baguette.

I would get my money back if they served me a cheese-steak on a dry, parisian, dinner-roll.

GaugeWon t1_iuapcok wrote on October 29, 2022 at 9:43 PM

Reply to [I Ate] A New York slice by girouxfilms

Huh... They used to be wider...

This reminds me of the time my sister took me for pizza in Brooklyn, and I flipped 2 differently-topped slices together and said: "poor mans Stromboli!". It was the first time I ever saw somebody's face turn aghast; she was so upset like I violated pizza protocol or something.