I don't even know what the classical interpretation should be, much less the modern one. I thought it was a decal because his car was too low to put those rubber testicles that trucks or on the trailer hitches. I personally interpret them to mean "my balls are back here, the dick is up front driving"

When I was visiting India, I loved McDonald's meals there. So many vegetarian options and they have separate kitchens to keep meat/veg food separate.

The wood will have very little strength to hold the screws afterwards, you will probably have to be creative with nuts and bolts to actually hold it together afterwards. Or longer screws and a 2x4 in the back.

Depends on the look you're going for. Oil is great for preserving leather. Polish evens out the color and makes the shoes shine.

Throw some shoe polish on them and they'll look like new!

Okay, I thought the next option was to blast the music using anal beads, but don't think the sound would go very far.....

Especially if there is heavy equipment in use, no headphones.

If they are using headphones (without speakers), is it still blasting the music?