'prolly' is pretty normal to hear, wouldn't surprise me to hear it's starting to lose another syllable

Our old farm property had well water, but I think the next people to live there went over to city water in the mid90s.

Wouldnt expect any different from a place with a name like that. It sounds like a Simpsons gag.

Edit to add: I grew up right next to this creek. Myself, and without any exaggeration, every single female friend I still have from that local area, we all have a PCOS diagnosis. Ive had conversations for 15+ years where we said only half in jest that it must be something in the water. Now this?!

Highest levels in the country, that's crazy

I'm pretty sure this is what happens when we win the simulation.