He was born in Louisiana. His parents were Italian immigrants.

Are you the actual devil?

You ate a pizza topped with some things used in gumbo.

That's some real passive aggression.

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No. Nicole Byer hosted Nailed It. Amy hosted Making It.

Massachusetts

Now I know where to sail my yellow submarine.

But I have a garage for that.

It is pretty common in Mexico.

Awfully close to "The Substitute" starring Tom Berenger.

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That looks absolutely delicious. Great photography, too.

I love the twist ending.

Swordfishtrombones and Rain Dogs are also for you, then. It is my favorite era, though I love every album and every style he’s performed.

I love every second of it, but it was regarded at the time (1999) as kind of “meh” by the critics. I still think of it as “new” Tom Waits.

And the carpet needs a haircut.

But no poop knife.

To be fair, I had a lot of landlords in my day but none of them ever pressured me to fuck them in exchange for rent reduction. Mr. Varnado did refuse to give me my deposit back even though the place was clean, the bastard.

The river itself is more like America’s colon. The MR watershed covers about 40 percent of the continental US and parts of Canada. Whatever trash, fertilizer or other agricultural chemicals that go on the ground within the watershed end up flushed down the river. In this metaphor, Port Eads, LA would be the butthole.

You are dumb and your opinions are dumb. Also, your communication skills are atrocious.

A 79-year-old dude with leather pants, snakeskin boots, an Alexander the Great haircut and a bottle of Jack Daniel’s?

Dramatic chipmunk!

He died in ‘71.