So how do I get it to enable developer mode?

Don’t go to the gym in the first place.

Then you won’t feel guilty.

You smoke? Smoking is bad! Therefore I want you to smoke all 20 of those.

Insane logic

How tf can you hide smoking? No shot you don’t smell like smoke lol. Nothing can cover it up

Put a damp paper towel (squeeze the water out) over whatever you are heating up.

Microwaves heat up water molecules so by doing this the “micro waves” hit the towel first and you get a better and uniform heat. So your plate won’t be as hot.

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“Clean rot”

Hmmm

I’d stay away from r/trypophilia then

I want to rub my hands all over his chest and face.

Specifically shove my fingers in those chest valleys and pull as hard as I can and scratch the little bumpy stalks.

There is only 1 pun though

To think people used to see these orrery much everywhere. smh.

If a god or big giant alien/holy temple thing tells you to kill yourself it’s a 100% chance they don’t care about you

I like to imagine this thing under the marsh with the little heads popping up.

But all the heads just have casual conversations with each other 24/7.

• “Hey mark, what have you been up to today?”

• “bill for f… never mind”

• “no what were you going to say?”

• “bill we never leave each others sight what do you mean “what did I do today”‽”

I loved the last parts. Can’t wait to see how the story continues.

Edit: never mind saw the full thing. Not sure why you didn’t show the last like 3 seconds in this post.

Who’s this woman that keeps coming in every night and bothering my sleep.