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Dr4zhar t1_jacqfd7 wrote

When they caught me:

"you smoke?"

"yup"

"can you give me a cig?"

the end

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chlronald t1_jadwjv8 wrote

Now he is REALLY glad that his dad didn't catch him masturbating.

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T_Foxtrot t1_jad2e0y wrote

i would prefer that approach over my dad trying to convince me to drink with him

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ADHDblacksmith t1_jaeqsg1 wrote

When I was 15, my dad asked me to check if his beer was good

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Hephaestus_God t1_jae4ls3 wrote

How tf can you hide smoking? No shot you don’t smell like smoke lol. Nothing can cover it up

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inhale_my_buttcrack t1_jaekc0b wrote

Keep your hand away from you,the wind here usually blows away from you,drink soda to kill the smell in your mouth and wash your hands first thing home

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