Oh no, now parents are going to say polka music makes people violent, then all the rebellious kids will flock to it, create new musical subgenres by infusing it with an array of modern subgenres, which will eventually be swept up into pop culture, which corporations will take note, then push modern polka hip pop, or pip pop, or whatever, further into pop culture, till it's infused into many facets of our lives.

I don't know if I'm ready for the polka musical revolution.

Let's hope not, but it may too early in the year to get hopes up quite yet.