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Elegant_Operation820 t1_j9x1dxz wrote
Also hiring “whoever the fuck will come in and work for us”.
hadap123 t1_ja0d9wl wrote
They make it seem like your valued and actually wanted....wanted in the washroom to clean up!
BigAsian69420 t1_ja1eyt6 wrote
Cleaning the washrooms was goated, just me, my mop, and 2 hours of uninterrupted time listening to music with nobody else around.
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Robot48557 t1_j9xa9oj wrote
Are they paying smiling wages?
Pattoe89 t1_j9z6kx8 wrote
"smiling" wages.
stevedallas63 t1_j9wvl1v wrote
Why in “quotations”?
OG-Spinich t1_j9wwl8g wrote
They don't expect genuine smiles, just "smiles" when customers around.
GuyWearingaBlackHat t1_j9xm4h9 wrote
Upside down frowns
tyuoplop t1_ja33390 wrote
There seems to be a certain group of people who use quotations for emphasis rather than any of their normal uses. I find it just confuses the message to use them that way.
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ghidfg t1_j9xx5v6 wrote
I hate the wests obsession over smiles and being cheerful. you can be professional and offer great service without being cheerful. not everyone experiences cheer all the time.
Pattoe89 t1_j9z6rrq wrote
Being cheerful is a good way to get told to fuck off if you work customer service in the UK. The hack is to get to the same level as the customer. If the customer is pissed off, join them in being pissed off.
Beezel_Pepperstack t1_j9wxj5c wrote
"Why so serious?"
WordsOnYouScreen t1_j9x2q02 wrote
“Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend”
Chillest_Muffin t1_j9xd4pu wrote
What a bunch a wankers
zdakat t1_j9y9vg0 wrote
You wanna know how I got these scars?
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louisbarthas t1_j9wxipy wrote
Ironic.
ChemicalSubstantial8 t1_j9wy40s wrote
Yup, the ironic smile lol.
slamdanceswithwolves t1_j9y6us1 wrote
It’s like rain on your wedding day.
ITeechYoKidsArt t1_j9wyps2 wrote
The Uncanny Valley location.
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lepeachez t1_j9x100d wrote
Ahhhh… the precious face.
Heres_your_sign t1_j9xd5fd wrote
Surprised it wasn't spelled as face's...
Desperate_Ambrose t1_j9xidbb wrote
"Smiling" = rictus
Sunflowerpuss20 t1_j9y1ot9 wrote
Lmfaoo it’s Burger King, do we really care.
TheAmazingCrisco t1_j9y2a1u wrote
I once told my mom that she couldn’t work at a place that had a sign up like this because she never smiles.
Financial-Problem367 t1_j9yaqh9 wrote
wont be smiling for long
2DaysFresh t1_j9yawb0 wrote
Wait are those air quotes?
Richard_Snatch t1_j9yew9o wrote
Who can afford to smile in this economy?
lahkbrahnjahmes t1_j9z1net wrote
Sometimes
See3D t1_j9z8766 wrote
Makes me think of the old Carlin bit on more than happy
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hadap123 t1_ja0ct3l wrote
The bk I go to the employees seem soulless and empty
hadap123 t1_ja0dl25 wrote
What if I had an operation on my face and cannot smile? Seems like discrimination
lordavondale t1_ja0olrj wrote
Do you know how I got these scars?
6thgenbruh t1_ja0pq3s wrote
A local BKs sign said "Don't apply if you don't want to work"
That's works too, I suppose
yummymario64 t1_ja0v4u0 wrote
As ordinary people we all strive to find true happiness in life. But no... not like this.... something is REALLY off about this...
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luis_iconic t1_ja35d54 wrote
Is this comedy or horror?
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Jaysnewphone t1_ja0n862 wrote
Have you been through there recently? Pull up to the drive thru and they actually say; 'welcome to burger king where you rule, what can I get for you?'
Like; quit with that shit. Hurry up and take my order; I'm trying to eat and get back to work. You blabbering on is making it take longer, this is my lunch break here.
Princess-Soprano t1_j9x3xhf wrote
Dead inside is OK as long as you're "smiling."