Important_Muffin_212
Important_Muffin_212 t1_jeeglmb wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
OP must be in the Cook Islands or something?!
Important_Muffin_212 t1_je9dtqd wrote
They won’t be Russian to do that anytime soon!
Important_Muffin_212 t1_ja515d9 wrote
I like to walk my cow through the vineyard.
I herd it through the grapevine.
Important_Muffin_212 t1_j4xdcgu wrote
Reply to Angry songs about sexual abuse and grooming by edoedo_
Korn - Daddy.
Important_Muffin_212 t1_j2atxxz wrote
Reply to comment by StandardDiver2791 in My wife,Rose,is leaving me because of my obsession with pens by ipascoe
Bye Rose!
Not too bad tbf!
Important_Muffin_212 t1_j2api2j wrote
Reply to What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22
What do you call 100 nuns in a shop?
Virgin megastore.
Important_Muffin_212 t1_ixnzsy9 wrote
Reply to BBQ pizza I made a while back by jeff_likes_bread_120
Looks cold hun.
Important_Muffin_212 t1_iwrsl7x wrote
Reply to comment by ddt70 in David Beckham claims Qatar World Cup a platform for inclusivity and tolerance by loldonkimo
Well, either way, it’s a bent World Cup paid for with suitcases full of cash to a load of greedy old men. Think I’ll give it a swerve.
Important_Muffin_212 t1_iwrrtyk wrote
Reply to comment by ddt70 in David Beckham claims Qatar World Cup a platform for inclusivity and tolerance by loldonkimo
Not quite…..
A reported 6500 workers tragically died. Divided by £150,000,000 = £23,076 each. Nice work if you can get it.
Important_Muffin_212 t1_iwrnvyt wrote
Reply to comment by Jingleheimer_smyth in David Beckham claims Qatar World Cup a platform for inclusivity and tolerance by loldonkimo
As above…. Apparently they paid him £150M to be the face of the World Cup. The bloke will do anything for phat money!
Important_Muffin_212 t1_iuixs7q wrote
Reply to comment by Amazingawesomator in Putin calls for cessation of hostilities between Armenia and Azerbaijan in Nagorno-Karabakh by supppbrahhh
Exactly. I think he needs to get his own house in order first!
Important_Muffin_212 t1_itiweqr wrote
Reply to comment by imakenosensetopeople in How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? by drunkguysbookclub
That may well be a fact, but ‘fun’?!
Important_Muffin_212 t1_jeelyx1 wrote
Reply to comment by Viking_Hippie in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Or the furthest eastern reaches of Russia. Based on absolutely nothing except geography.