Javerage

Javerage t1_jdzle3u wrote

It's sealed away to protect the rest of the world. Ruin has come to Lesotho. You remember our venerable kingdom, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor. I lived all my years in that ancient, rumor-shadowed country. Fattened by decadence and luxury. And yet, I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular, unsettling tales suggested the country itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnamable power. With relic and ritual, I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long-buried secrets, exhausting what remained of our family fortune on swarthy workmen and sturdy shovels. At last, in the salt-soaked crags beneath the lowest caves we unearthed that damnable portal of antediluvian evil. Our every step unsettled the ancient earth but we were in a realm of death and madness! In the end, I alone fled laughing and wailing through those blackened arcades of antiquity. Until consciousness failed me. You remember our venerable kingdom, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return home, claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows of the Darkest Africa.

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Javerage t1_j1zhuqg wrote

According to all known laws of math, there is no way that a bee should be able to do algebra. Its arms are too small to get a fat 2B pencil off the ground. The bee, of course, does math anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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